THIS PHONE JUST WON'T CHARGE!

Ugh, I just hate/ despise/ loathe when my phone decides it won't charge/ power up/ accept a charge. I plugged it in, but the screen still shows that empty battery/ low battery/ dying battery icon. Is there something wrong with/ broken on/ busted in my phone? Or maybe the charger/ cable/ outlet is faulty/ messed up/ acting weird? I've tried differen